American Horror Story Season 1, Episode 3: Murder House

Past: Yasssss hunty!! Talk about drama fo yo mama. This flashback shows a young Moira cleaning the house before being sexually assaulted by a man who ends up to be none other than Constance's husband, Hugo!!! Constance walks in and shoots Moira in the eye (explaining why one of her eyes is ghostly) and her husband, killing them both.

Ben: Oh Ben, what are we going to do with you? He continues to space out and has memory loss because someone (Moira?) is poisoning him. Ben tries to get her fired, but fails when she threatens to sue. They can't sell the house because they have no money. His mistress, Hayden, visits him and tells him she's keeping the baby and that she's telling Vivien, but dies before she gets to. He ends up building a gazebo over the area where Larry buries Hayden.

Vivien: She hires a realtor to sell the house, after threatening to sue her for not telling her the truth about the house. While gardening, she notices a horror tour stopping at her house and she gets on to listen to the story about the house. At the end, she notices that she's bleeding vaginally, but it ends up being spotting and not a miscarriage. She also tries to move into an apartment, but Violet threatens to run away if they do.

Flashback: The first owners of the house were Charles and Nora. Charles was a surgeon and Nora was a socialite. They became broke and Charles became a drug addict, doing creepy procedures in the basement to animals. Nora got tired of his shit and began to find girls to give abortions to so that they could make money.

Violet: Not much going on with Violet. She threatens Vivien that she'll run away if they move out of the house because she considers them survivors and bad asses instead of victims.

Tate: Also not much going on. Conveniently appears when needed and disappears mysteriously.  

Constance: She mocks Moira about how she can't leave the house and continues to steal from the family. She sees Tate in the window while walking by, but he disappears.

Moira: Unable to leave the mansion for some reason. She continues to harass Ben, but never gets fired. When Larry digs the grave to bury Hayden, they find her skeleton and Ghost Moira cries while Constance tells her that she's stuck forever.

Others: Hayden gets killed by Larry before getting to tell anyone else about the baby. Larry kills Hayden so that Ben won't have any problems. Hugo is Constance's cheating husband who gets killed when he gets caught screwing Moira. Nora and Charles were the first owners of the house. Charles built it for Nora, but they became broke so Nora brought people to have abortions by Charles. Nora somehow dies from a blow to the head and is haunting Vivien. Jack is the detective researching Dorothy's disappearance who was one of Ben's patient. Marcy is the realtor trying to sell the house. 

WTF: When Ben and Hayden are walking outside and out of nowhere, Larry hits Hayden in the head with a shovel and kill her. This is the first present day murder that wasn't done by a ghost (at least I don't think Larry is one, but who knows...) and was done on someone who had a real personal connection a main cast member. 

LOL: When Vivien is gardening and minding her business and all of a sudden, a tour bus pulls in front of the house and calls it the Murder House and one of the scariest places in LA. 

ZZZ: All of Ben's weird little moments where no one knows what's going on and he wakes up randomly in the backyard.

Fave: It was the episode of the bad bitches. Constance was giving me life when she came in and shot Moira and Hugo for the affair. You go girl! We all know that I'm an old southern lady at heart.

Worst: Nora, the diva socialite husband of the surgeon. Stop complaining about ONLY have two servants and planning illegal abortions and start worrying about how you'll eventually die...

Last 5 Minutes: Moira is trapped forever in the house. Ben builds a gazebo over Hayden's plot. Nora watches Vivien while she sleeps.

Death Recap: Constance shoots Moira in the eye and Hugo. Larry hits Hayden in the head with a shovel. 

Rating: This episode was packed with DRAMA! I loved how they used the flashback to show the history of Constance and Moira and how they incorporated another one later on in the episode to show the origins of the house. It was nice to see Moira have more of a supporting role in the plot. The whole Hayden plot was crazy and it was interesting to see what they did with it. I have some more ideas about what might happen, but there's still nine episodes to go, which means tons of more crazy.

9/10 mistresses.

Predictions: Adding on to my previous theories, I'm starting to think that Tate might be a ghost because of how he randomly enters different scenes. I also think he may be Constance's son, the one who doesn't have Down's Syndrome. I honestly have no idea about Larry. He might be a ghost, or he just might be a crazy guy. I'm thinking that the next episode will have a MAJOR twist in store.

xxx johnny.